Britney Spears confirmed for Gyro Zepelli.
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
THAT’S IT. I”M GOING.
[slowly lies down on the ground]
Clearly we have come to the wrong neighborhood, motherfuckers
My sister is having a Minecraft themed birthday party today!
I decided to make a landscape out of rice krispie treats and jello for her. The dirt blocks are dark chocolate flavored, the sand blocks are peanut butter flavored, and the water is blue raspberry. I wanted to do more, but apparently papercraft is hard, oops!
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
ALRIGHT SO. Now that it’s after auditions I feel better about posting this for everyone to see. Not only do you get a tour of my apartment-you see me out of costume. Let’s just all pretend I felt like putting on the wig and finding my glasses.
No but actually wardrobe improvements
talk street magic to me
drawing power from the metro lines
illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run
plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens
elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground
wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move
alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments
middleschoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone
numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10
kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops